Lindsey Shae Johnson

Lindsey Shae Johnson
By
Jake Doriot


Lindsey’s first name reminds me of Lindsey lohan who is an actress. then Lindsey lohan reminds me of parent trap which is a Disney movie about twin sisters meting for the first time at age 11. and parent trap reminds me of camp that I went to this last year. Then camp reminds me of my friend Nathan. my friend Nathan reminds me of my friend Josiah sense Nathan introduced me to Josiah. Then my friend Josiah reminds me of humor. Then humor reminds me of Chris Farley. Then for some reason Chris Farley reminds me of Heavy weights. Lindsey’s middle name Shae makes me think of shave. When I think of shave I think of the word beard. When I hear the word beard I think of mutton chops. When I hear the word mutton chops I think about trying to grow mutton chops. Then I think of old presidents with mutton chops. When I hear old presidents I think of the civil war and when I think of the civil war I start to think about rifles and guns and stuff. When I hear Lindsey’s last name Johnson I think of my moms maiden name Johnson. When I think about my mom I think about acorns because she used to play with acorns or something….cause she’s was a freak when she was a kid. When I hear the word acorn I think of squirrels. When I think of squirrels I think of tails. When I think of tails I think of snakes cause they are basically one big tail. When I think of snakes I think of Indiana Jones. When I think of Indiana Jones I think of movies. When I think of movies I think of popcorn. When I think of popcorn I think about popcorn pray at youth group and how someone always prayed for popcorn. When I think of youth group I think of mission trips and camp. When I think of mission trips I think of mission impossible.
When I think of mission impossible I think of Video games. When I think of video games I think of Call of Duty. When I think of Call of Duty I think of my friend Gian because me and him play that a lot together. When I think of my friend Gian I think of Friday. When I think of Friday I think of Friday by Rebecca  Black ( totes look this up by the way its nothing bad just funny). that’s what I end up thinking when I think of the name Lindsey Shae Johnson.

Treasure Hunt.

Treasure hunt

By

Jake Doriot


I walked around my house and out around my yard and these are the things that caught my eye.

A big pile-o-wood in my back yard from the deck.

My friend Gian….cause he is always over.

My other friend Nathan….cause he is always over too.

My dog jack eating a bee….

Bee’s…..

The “tree house” up in our tree in the back yard.

A pair of black work glove sitting on the porch.

A coconut monkey.

A bunch of fabric on the self.

A half empty mountain dew bottle…..

The rock band drum-set.

The Xbox 360.

My dad watching some TV.

My friend Gian’s laptop.

The basket of laundry.
My mom on the desk top computer.

My brother on out laptop.

My friend Luke sleeping….still…

My dog jack running around…like a dog and everything.

A pair of shoes one the floor.

A bloody sock….I don’t know what happened….but its Grody to the max.

Some apples.

Some bananas.

A stack of Relient k CD’S

My 3DS ya know cause there coo.

A keytar for rock band.

Show and Tell

Show and tell
By
Jake Doriot

When I was about 8 or so my mom and dad went to St. John’s for two weeks or so and left me and my siblings here at my house with my grandparents. They brought us back some pokemon cards, a necklace thing and a shirt but they brought us all one other thing that the other two didn’t get. I got a finger piano its this little wooden board with little metal bars on it. It doesn’t really sound like a piano but its cool. As far as I know its pretty well made it’s the wood is stained brown and the metal bars on it are black. There is a little metal piece with the notes on them so you can learn some music I guess. I haven’t learned anything on it I don’t think I ever will but its still cool to mess around with and stuff. I remember bringing it to school once for show and tell I remember some girl getting really really angry and throwing up against some wall and the metal piece holding it together fell off we ended up fixing it at school and it was all fine. The notes on it go from 1 to 10 I don’t know why they do that it seems sorta weird sense it’s a finger piano and everything. I remember my little sister and my older brother being mega jealous of my finger piano cause they got stupid stuff I don’t remember what my older brother got I remember I little sister getting some maracas or something like that she broke them…..on me….because she was mega jealous of my finger piano. One time I took it to church and in Sunday school we ended up talking about it for the hour and then during the service my friend Austin started playing I don’t know why he thought that would be a good idea but it was kinda stupid so his mom made him move away and my mom took my finger piano away I wasn’t that upset about it though cause I couldn’t play/do anything with it and I was like 8 so it couldn’t keep my concentration.

Traits i want in my future spouse.

Traits of future spouse

By

Jake Doriot


The traits I want in my future spouse are Humor, Trust, Calmness, Fun to be around, Happy, Humble, generous, loves God, and smart, . I want my spouse to have Humor because I don’t think I could live without at least some humor that’s what keeps me going. Trust because I want to be able to trust my spouse with any and every problem I have. Calmness because im pretty calm plus when I see people just freaking out and going crazy I just look down on them and I don’t want to do that with my spouse. Fun to be around because I want my spouse to be fun to be around I don’t want it to be boring and lame I want It to be fun and joking around and stuff like that. Happy because I don’t want my spouse to be sad because I would end up being sad I want my spouse to be happy. Humble because I don’t want my spouse to be a snob because I don’t  like people that act like they are better then me or have more or stupid stuff like that. Generous because I want my spouse to have a good heart and be wanting to give I just think it’s a good trait in general. Loves God because that’s the most important thing in your life and if im going to have a spouse I want her to walk in the light of the lord along side me. Smart because I don’t want her to be stupid I guess plus I stink at personal finance.
I want to be able to enjoy my life to the fullest with my spouse so I cant make up my spouse in my mind I couldn’t make all of my spouses perfections and imperfections and im sure ill know when I see my spouse. Those are the traits I want in my future spouse because I want to be able to live my life with my spouse not have to work on our marriage or struggle in life and I know there will be something’s that I cant help along those lines but that’s why I want my spouse to be able to handle them and not freak out and stuff. I cant think of much more but it would be cool if my spouse liked Video games and that my spouse could stand my friends cause they can be pretty stupid sometimes.

Journal 40 (What i do on a normal day)

I wake up around 8:00-8:30 or so then i hop out of bed and down into the schoolroom/den/kids room and either get something for breakfast or take a shower. then i check facebook or get on the computer maybe even play some Video games cause my mom doesn't make use start school until 10:00 or so. i finish school in like 4 hours or so then i do whatever for the past few weeks iv been mowing and working outside quite a bit because we got backed up but now we golden. That's a normal day for me :D

Journal 39 (How do you feel when you play a trick on someone? )

When i play a trick on someone i feel Happy just because its soooo funny to see my friends jump most of the time they get me back but i play tricks on everyone a lot. there are so many little places in my house that i can hide in and pop out and scare someone so i do that a lot.

Journal 38 (What kind of pet would you most like to have . why? )

The pet i would most like to have would be a petite Giraffe just because of that commercial for direct Tv i just think it would be really coo and stuff but yeah a petite Giraffe would be amazing. 

journal 37 (What kind of animal would you like to be and why?)

The kind of animal i would like to be would be a bird or something that could fly. i just think it would be cool to be able to fly whenever and where ever but ya know i would be a bird and everything so yeah that be the downfall.

Journal 36 (What do you think about when you can't fall asleep? )

I think about the worst possible things when i cant sleep like my entire family just being gone and i have no idea what happened to them or someone breaking in and me not hearing them and that's when i start hearing the air turn on or the house settling or something stupid like that but yeah like i said i just think of horrid stuff when i cant fall asleep.

Journal 35 (What do you think about having set rules for people to follow? )

I think having rules is great in some instances. sometimes people need rules because they are trouble makers i follow most rules just because i don't want to break the rules they are there for a reason so i try my best to follow them. sometimes the rules people make are crazy ridiculous and for no reason i can understand a few but some make no sense but yeah if people could be good and treat people and things like they would want to be treated then there wouldn't be THAT many rules.

journal 34 (What do you think of 3D movies?)

I think 3D movies kinda stink they always make my head hurt and if they arnt the Disney 3D thing then its the blue and red stuff which stinks. iv only seen a few 3D movies i saw Toy story 3, Shark boy and lava girl i saw that when i was like 10 though and im pretty sure i saw spy kids 3D also Toy Story 3 was good the colors in it were dim though so if i had a choice between 3D or just normal movies i would go for the normal movie i just like them better.

journal 33 (If your friend told you of a secret plan to run away from home, what would you do and why? )

If my friend was planing on running away from home i would convince him not to i don't want my friend running away. i would try to help him out see what is a matter and try to help him fix it. It might be something reasonable though so i don't know it depends on the situation 

journal 32 (If you could do whatever you wanted to right now, what would you do? )

If i could do what ever i wanted to right now i would take ALL my friends down to the beach or the lake or something and rent out a entire hotel have a beach party and mess around and do some stupid stuff. i think that would be really fun im sure if i thought for a while i could figure something amazing out but yeah i think that is pretty good :D

journal 31 (If you could only take 3 people with you on a trip around the world, who would you take and why? )

The three people i would take on a trip around the world would be my friend Nathan Hensley Because he is like one of my best friends and i have the best time possible time when he is around. i would take my friend Josiah Caraway basically the same thing i said about Nathan he is funny and i have a great time when im around him. Then i would probably take my friend Gian just cause he is short and fun to hangout with....he isnt that funny only his reactions to stuff but yeah those are the three peep's i would take on a trip around the world

Journal 30 (What would you do if you were in the middle of the lake and your boat began to leak? )

If i was in the middle of the lake i would probably start to freak out a bit but then i would remember that i could swim and i was in a lake and everything but i would be angry and sad over my boat sinking it would take forever to get either a new one or the same one but yeah i would be laughing once i realized what was happening.

Journal 29 (What would happen if you could fly whenever you wanted? When would you use this ability? )

I feel if i had that ability i would go on like a vacation that much just because i could only go by my self so it would just sorta be boring. i might like fly across the world to get something coo or something like that but i couldn't see my self using it to go on vacation or something like that.

Journal 28 (What is your favorite song and why?)

My favorite song is forget and not slow down by Relient-k. i like that song because it fast and up beat and it just makes you want to forget your troubles and not slow down in life it just makes me happy when ever i listen to it. most of Relient-k's songs are like that the main singer's fiance left him like a week before their wedding though so there are quite a few that are sorta sad but happy at the same time.

journal 27 (What is the best way to treat meddlesome people?)

I think the best way to deal with meddlesome people is too either ask them to stop and leave you alone and if they don't then i would probably in most situations just ignore them until they get bored. sometimes people just make me angry and i just get mean but its more of a messing with there head type of stuff just to be a jerk to them sense they wont to being a jerk to me and i know that's not right i just think its funny.

journal 26 (What is something you do well?)

This is gonna sound sorta sad but im good at mowing and yard work i mean im doing alright in school but i work very well outside but yeah i just like working outside. i like working outside because it in the open air its fairly easy and i just like working outside the best its not stuffy or enclosed or any thing like that its just all open. i mow my aunts and my yard and im working on the back deck at my house right now its been a fairly long job its pretty hard also.

journal 25 (Thursday)

Me and my brother have been mowing yards and doing yard work for a while now so when my dad offered us a job to rip up the deck. we took it because it seemed like a easy enough job....we have been working on it for about a week or so. so Thursday me and my brother Nik went outside to work on it and within 5 minutes i step on a rusty nail so my mom started to freak out a bit and it wasn't bleeding that bad until like ten minutes later and my entire foot was bloody so that made my mom freak out just that much more i didn't have to go to the hospital or get a shot but yeah i had nail in my foot for a bit that's really all.

Whats in a name.

What’s in a name.

By

Jake Doriot

My Name is Jakob Zane Doriot im pretty sure my last name is from the French speaking area of Sweden that’s only because my cousin found it out some how but my first name is Jakob it means Supplanter which means  one who takes place or moves into position of another so a substitute. my middle name Zane means Gods Gift but for my last name Doriot I couldn’t find anything about it, both my grandparents are dead so I couldn’t ask them and my dad didn’t know. If I could have chosen a different name for myself I think I would have chosen the same one I might have switched Jakob and Zane around but that’s all. I just like my name I don’t know why I just do so I would stay with the same one I have today plus I like my initials JZD. The story behind my name is sorta weird but my older brother Niklas  Wilder Doriot was of course born before me but my name Jakob just went along well when they shortened it like Nik and Jake and my middle name Zane went along with my brothers middle name Wilder so my name was based upon my brothers name I just think its sorta funny. My mom and dad told me that they were about to chose the name Palladin but I cant find any meanings for that name either and the name Gage means pledge or oath. My name Jakob is a Hebrew name its pronounced like yahkob I just found that on the internet though so my mom and dad might have just named me Jacob with a K but it would be cool if that was my name I don’t know though. All my friends call me Jake though I bet more then half don’t even know my real name is Jakob but I don’t much care if they do. Most of my family call me jakey also they all know my real name though.

When I was a little kid the white/green ranger had the same middle name as me so I made everyone call me Zane until I got bored with it. My mom still wont let me forget that but I don’t much care the power rangers are cool. I remember  at co-op a few of my teachers every time pronounced my name entirely wrong it was like jay-kob  just sorta funny and my last name has a silent T on the end so everyone messes that up also so its Doriot with a silent T. My name Jakob is sorta weird but I share my name with one of the Minecraft developers which is one of the video games I play so that’s cool and everything.

Symbolic recipe

Symbolic recipe

By

Jake Doriot


2 Cups of Happiness. (Shake well)

1 Cup of Stubbornness.

1 ½ Cup of Boredom.

1 Cup of sleepiness.

1 ½ Cups of love

1 tbsp of anger.

1 tsp of patience

First add the anger and patience together to make a mixture of the two sense they balance each other out then add the wet ingredients(love and happiness) in to the mixture and stir well for about 5 minutes then let it sit for an hour once you have done this it should be like a doughy consistency role it out in to a round shape like a pizza the stubbornness will act like the sauce then as the toppings add Boredom  and sleepiness then cook it for about 9 months. Once it is done cooking pull it out of the oven and let sit for an hour and now you have a Jake Pizza.

Map of my life.

Map of my life
By
Jake Doriot

Im just sorta gonna go along with the pictures from the scrap book my mom made me when I was younger. Well it starts out with my brother and my mom and dad passing me around I guess right after I came home from the hospital. then there is a few pictures of me “ sun bathing” as my mom says then its me and my older brother I guess I was maybe a few months old and we are playing in our room with all of our toys. My pa paw holding my on his lap I was maybe 2-3 in that picture. The next picture is me waiting for our new beds that we had until last year when we bought new ones. Then there is just a few pictures of me sleeping when I was a baby and my dad holding me and stuff.  Now its my birthday I have a Rugrats cake and a Tommy doll in my hands and everyone is eating cake. So I guess this one is my birthday again and its me and my cousin Phoenix sitting in the car waiting for my mom. Now im in preschool playing with my friends Gabe and John me and Gabe are still bros today I don’t know what happened to john though so yeah. I remember a lot of the ones sense my birthday with phoenix but im pretty sure im in kinder garden now but im sick and my granny came up and made me some food cause I guess my mom was at work or something then my granny gave me a transformer then I remember my brother broke it cause he thought It could fly…..but yeah im sure I got him back. The last one in the scrape book is my first day in 1st grade once again with my friend Gabe and we are just sitting there getting our picture taken. Now im just gonna go off memories but the next thing I remember is getting out of school for like a hole month because I said I was scared of some kid I was just doing to get out of school I thought it was funny though.
Then I remember me and my friend Austin scared my friend Gabe with some alien costume and we put it on the vacuum and threw it at him that was also funny. The next big thing I remember was when me my brother my cousin Madison and one of my friends went to summer camp for the first time it was sooo fun so iv gone back for every year so far but I remember it being a very far walk from the cabins to like every where so we all complained about that. Then I remember one year where I broke like 5-6 bones over the summer over at my friend lukes house and at the lake but I broke my foot twice then I just broke my fingers a few time but it was in stupid ways just really stupid ways like getting hit with a baseball bat that’s one of the ways I broke my finger then at the lake someone tried to push my in to the water but my foot caught on the rope tie thingy and it broke my foot but yeah like I said just stupid ways that they broke. it’s the next summer now and its me my friends Nathan and Josiah and we went to camp again but there was a bell that they rang to tell everyone its time for the next activity and one day it was upside down so my friend Nathan decided it would be a good idea to kick the pole it was on so he did and the bell fell over he fell to the ground wailing for it to stop it was so funny because he had to go tell everyone that he did it and me and Josiah where just laughing so hard then both of us lost our voices that week from the worship that was pretty funny. that’s really all nothing that good has happened sense the end of summer last year but yeah I guess im done.

journal 24 (What do you like to do in your free time? )

What i do in my free time i hangout with my friends play some video games just stuff like that most of the time my friend Gian comes and spends the weekend with me and my family so yeah that's what we do most of the time just play video games we might go see a movie or something.

journal 23 (What do you think about students having to wear school uniforms? )

I can sorta understand not wearing some outfits but i don't really like wearing polo shirts to co-op though i just think it would be so much more comfortable wearing just a normal shirt but yeah i understand why they make use wear it cause im sure there is someone at co-op that would take it to far if they didn't have a dress code.

journal 22 (What do you think about when you can't fall asleep? )

What i think about when i cant fall asleep. I always think of the worst stuff when i cant fall asleep like what would happen if my mom and dad died like where would i go what would i do how would i deal in public school what will happen with me and my friends just things like that i always just think things over way to much but yeah thats what i think about when i cant fall asleep.

journal 21 (Why is it important to be honest? )

I think being honest is important because you can lie and lie and lie but then at the end you don't have the truth to back it up and when ever i lie at least if its anything big i just feel bad plus it always comes back to bite me in the butt so that's why i think its good to be honest.

Journal 20 (What is more important to you, appearance or personality? )

Personality is way way more important to me then appearance i mean its good to look clean and have nice cloths on but that's not what makes the person and im sure i judge just by someones looks but that can be good and bad sometimes at least that's what i think.

journals 19 (What eccentric behaviour in a friend disturbs you the most? )

Well my friend Gian i guess the one i spend the most time with he just gets the grumps going on for him sometimes i understand and everything just that's what bugs me the most but if you spend enough time with anyone your gonna find something that bugs you but that's what makes Gian if he acted like what i wanted him to be then i don't think he would be my friend.

journal 18 (What four things are most important in your life? )

The four most important things in my life would be friends because without my friends i wouldn't do anything like ever and it would just be boring without my friends im sure iv said how important my friends are to many plenty of times. family yeah just because they are always gonna be there in the end. My dog Jack just cause he is my doggy and i love my little doggy and i guess i could say my home that i live in ya know cause its my house.

Journal 17 (What three words would describe you right now? )

The three words that would describe me right now would be rushed because i got a bunch of homework to do tired because i just got back from a little surprise vacation and hungry just cause i haven't had anything to eat sense earlier this morning at my pa paws house.

journal 16 (What would you do if a bully bothered you on your way home? )

No one has ever bullied me before and iv never really been in a real fist fight but i think i could at least compete with this bully and even if i cant my friends would have my back but yeah i don't think i would be a big enough problem to have to stoop to this bullies level anyways so i would probably ignore him.

journal 15 (What if cows gave root beer instead of milk?)

I don't know if that would be horrid or amazing probably both at the same time because you be having root beer in your cereal i mean milk shakes wouldn't be that bad cause then its just a root beer float but still i think i would much rather drink milk for the rest of my life then root beer.

journal 14 (What is something that really bugs you? )

Something that really bugs me is when people use "text speak" on like facebook and stuff i don't know why it just bugs me seems like they could just type the entire word out with the same amount of effort it takes to type U or UR just bugs me.

journal 13 (What is your favorite holiday? What makes this holiday special?

My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving because my cousins come up for a few days or so and we just hangout and do stuff its just fun plus there's a bunch of food so i mean not much more to ask for.

journal 12 (What is your favorite month? Why?)

My favorite month is February because that's the month my birthday is in plus i just like the end of winter cause there are some days that are perfect not to cold and not to hot but yeah main reason is that's the month my birthday is in.

journal 11 (What is a good neighbors)

I think a good neighbor is one that will go ahead and spray your weeds on your fence while he/she is spraying theirs. just little things to make your day easier on you that's what a good neighbor would do at least that's what my neighbors do for my family.

journal 10 (I wish I had a million... Then I would...)

If i had a million bucks i think i would give some to my friends or at least buy them some nice stuff i would buy my self a lot of stuff just things i think are cool but i would save half of it for later like when i buy a house or i need to pay some bills or just something like that but yeah i think that's what i would do.

journal 9 (How would you feel if someone told you that you were his or her best friend? )

what i would feel if someone told me i was their best friend. i think if anyone said that i was their best friend they would most likely be mine also just because we probably hang out a lot  and do stuff but yeah i dont like just having one best friend like right now i have eight of my best friend over at my house sitting here playing games while im writing this. so i think that's what i would feel just happy and most likely the same as they feel.

journal 8 (What do we mean when we say, "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"? )

I think that means that if your nice you can make more friends and if your bitter and mean you just wont have any by the end of it which i think is true because thats what my mom and dad have told me my entire life.

Journal 7 (What is your favorite day of the week? )

My favorite day of the week would be Friday and the only reason i like it is that its the last day of the school week. A lot of my friends come over for the entire weekend so that's pretty cool but yeah that's why Friday is my favorite day of the week.

Journal 6 (What would happen if there were no television? Why would this be good? bad? )

I think a lot would happen at first  i mean people want to watch TV because its easy entertainment you don't have to get dressed up and go see a play you can sit there in your underwear  in your den and watch TV for how ever long but if its taken away if there is no way you can watch TV people will revert back to whatever we did before TV. so i think that it would have a fairly big impact at first but then people would forget and find better things to do with their time i don't watch much TV though so i don't think i would much care.

Journal 5 (What is your favorite room in your home and why?)

My favorite room in my house has to be the den. I like the den cause me and my family can come down in the den all together and watch TV play some games or just talk. its also my favorite room because  it has the computer it has the big TV so i can hock up my Xbox and play with my friends plus its the biggest room in the house. so yeah i like my den the best its where all me and my friends can hangout and play some video game.

Journal 4(a day in the life of a hobo)

Well i dont really know what hobos do so im just gonna pretend im a hobo and go threw what i would do.  I would probably have a tent so first thing i would do is wake up in my tent with my dog James might take him for a walk and pick up some cans. after that we might go down to the roads and try and get some money for some food then some guy will scream EAT THE DOG! at us so my dog whimpers so we don't get any money from that guy but we do got like 3 cans so it wont be that bad i mean maybe some pennies right? 

Journal 3 ( Tall Tells)

This tall tell wasnt really a family tall tell but my dad has told it like a million times so yeah.
 once upon a time there was a very old lady called  Granny February. She set on her front porch by the covered Bridge in Elizabethton TN. One day a tornado swooped her off her front porch and in to the river. they say that if you go threw the covered bridge and don't role your windows up she might get in and if you go to her grave on Halloween you can hear her rocking chair rocking back and forth.

Journals 2 ( alphabet )

A-Absorbent . B- Blamo. C- Caring- D- dapper. E- energetic. F- Fancy. G-Gooood lookin. H- Happy. I- Incredible. k- Kickin. J- Jake. L-Ludicrous. M- Masterful. N-Now.O-Omniscient. P- Powerful. Q- Quite
R-Radical. S- stealthy T- Terrible. U- Undulating. V- Very goood lookin. W- White. X- xenodocheionology.
Z-Zany

Journal 1(vaulable lessons)

I think the ten most valuable lessons i have learned are to have a good work ethic, be happy with what i have, be glad that i have parents that provide for me, don't listen Luke Upchurch no matter what , Don't hassle the Hoff, that i have grown up in a fortunate family, to live in the moment but have a plan for the future, that i dont need to climb to the top of the tree where the branches are dead and Not to run in the field at church with my shoes off that never turns out good. i got the good work ethic and being thankful for most everything from my dad most of the others one i just learn from being an idiot once or twice then realizing that it was a bad idea in the first place.