Sunday, April 10, 2011

Lindsey Shae Johnson

Lindsey Shae Johnson
By
Jake Doriot


Lindsey’s first name reminds me of Lindsey lohan who is an actress. then Lindsey lohan reminds me of parent trap which is a Disney movie about twin sisters meting for the first time at age 11. and parent trap reminds me of camp that I went to this last year. Then camp reminds me of my friend Nathan. my friend Nathan reminds me of my friend Josiah sense Nathan introduced me to Josiah. Then my friend Josiah reminds me of humor. Then humor reminds me of Chris Farley. Then for some reason Chris Farley reminds me of Heavy weights. Lindsey’s middle name Shae makes me think of shave. When I think of shave I think of the word beard. When I hear the word beard I think of mutton chops. When I hear the word mutton chops I think about trying to grow mutton chops. Then I think of old presidents with mutton chops. When I hear old presidents I think of the civil war and when I think of the civil war I start to think about rifles and guns and stuff. When I hear Lindsey’s last name Johnson I think of my moms maiden name Johnson. When I think about my mom I think about acorns because she used to play with acorns or something….cause she’s was a freak when she was a kid. When I hear the word acorn I think of squirrels. When I think of squirrels I think of tails. When I think of tails I think of snakes cause they are basically one big tail. When I think of snakes I think of Indiana Jones. When I think of Indiana Jones I think of movies. When I think of movies I think of popcorn. When I think of popcorn I think about popcorn pray at youth group and how someone always prayed for popcorn. When I think of youth group I think of mission trips and camp. When I think of mission trips I think of mission impossible.
When I think of mission impossible I think of Video games. When I think of video games I think of Call of Duty. When I think of Call of Duty I think of my friend Gian because me and him play that a lot together. When I think of my friend Gian I think of Friday. When I think of Friday I think of Friday by Rebecca  Black ( totes look this up by the way its nothing bad just funny). that’s what I end up thinking when I think of the name Lindsey Shae Johnson.

Treasure Hunt.

Treasure hunt

By

Jake Doriot


I walked around my house and out around my yard and these are the things that caught my eye.

A big pile-o-wood in my back yard from the deck.

My friend Gian….cause he is always over.

My other friend Nathan….cause he is always over too.

My dog jack eating a bee….

Bee’s…..

The “tree house” up in our tree in the back yard.

A pair of black work glove sitting on the porch.

A coconut monkey.

A bunch of fabric on the self.

A half empty mountain dew bottle…..

The rock band drum-set.

The Xbox 360.

My dad watching some TV.

My friend Gian’s laptop.

The basket of laundry.
My mom on the desk top computer.

My brother on out laptop.

My friend Luke sleeping….still…

My dog jack running around…like a dog and everything.

A pair of shoes one the floor.

A bloody sock….I don’t know what happened….but its Grody to the max.

Some apples.

Some bananas.

A stack of Relient k CD’S

My 3DS ya know cause there coo.

A keytar for rock band.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Show and Tell

Show and tell
By
Jake Doriot

When I was about 8 or so my mom and dad went to St. John’s for two weeks or so and left me and my siblings here at my house with my grandparents. They brought us back some pokemon cards, a necklace thing and a shirt but they brought us all one other thing that the other two didn’t get. I got a finger piano its this little wooden board with little metal bars on it. It doesn’t really sound like a piano but its cool. As far as I know its pretty well made it’s the wood is stained brown and the metal bars on it are black. There is a little metal piece with the notes on them so you can learn some music I guess. I haven’t learned anything on it I don’t think I ever will but its still cool to mess around with and stuff. I remember bringing it to school once for show and tell I remember some girl getting really really angry and throwing up against some wall and the metal piece holding it together fell off we ended up fixing it at school and it was all fine. The notes on it go from 1 to 10 I don’t know why they do that it seems sorta weird sense it’s a finger piano and everything. I remember my little sister and my older brother being mega jealous of my finger piano cause they got stupid stuff I don’t remember what my older brother got I remember I little sister getting some maracas or something like that she broke them…..on me….because she was mega jealous of my finger piano. One time I took it to church and in Sunday school we ended up talking about it for the hour and then during the service my friend Austin started playing I don’t know why he thought that would be a good idea but it was kinda stupid so his mom made him move away and my mom took my finger piano away I wasn’t that upset about it though cause I couldn’t play/do anything with it and I was like 8 so it couldn’t keep my concentration.

Traits i want in my future spouse.

Traits of future spouse

By

Jake Doriot


The traits I want in my future spouse are Humor, Trust, Calmness, Fun to be around, Happy, Humble, generous, loves God, and smart, . I want my spouse to have Humor because I don’t think I could live without at least some humor that’s what keeps me going. Trust because I want to be able to trust my spouse with any and every problem I have. Calmness because im pretty calm plus when I see people just freaking out and going crazy I just look down on them and I don’t want to do that with my spouse. Fun to be around because I want my spouse to be fun to be around I don’t want it to be boring and lame I want It to be fun and joking around and stuff like that. Happy because I don’t want my spouse to be sad because I would end up being sad I want my spouse to be happy. Humble because I don’t want my spouse to be a snob because I don’t  like people that act like they are better then me or have more or stupid stuff like that. Generous because I want my spouse to have a good heart and be wanting to give I just think it’s a good trait in general. Loves God because that’s the most important thing in your life and if im going to have a spouse I want her to walk in the light of the lord along side me. Smart because I don’t want her to be stupid I guess plus I stink at personal finance.
I want to be able to enjoy my life to the fullest with my spouse so I cant make up my spouse in my mind I couldn’t make all of my spouses perfections and imperfections and im sure ill know when I see my spouse. Those are the traits I want in my future spouse because I want to be able to live my life with my spouse not have to work on our marriage or struggle in life and I know there will be something’s that I cant help along those lines but that’s why I want my spouse to be able to handle them and not freak out and stuff. I cant think of much more but it would be cool if my spouse liked Video games and that my spouse could stand my friends cause they can be pretty stupid sometimes.

Journal 40 (What i do on a normal day)

I wake up around 8:00-8:30 or so then i hop out of bed and down into the schoolroom/den/kids room and either get something for breakfast or take a shower. then i check facebook or get on the computer maybe even play some Video games cause my mom doesn't make use start school until 10:00 or so. i finish school in like 4 hours or so then i do whatever for the past few weeks iv been mowing and working outside quite a bit because we got backed up but now we golden. That's a normal day for me :D

Journal 39 (How do you feel when you play a trick on someone? )

When i play a trick on someone i feel Happy just because its soooo funny to see my friends jump most of the time they get me back but i play tricks on everyone a lot. there are so many little places in my house that i can hide in and pop out and scare someone so i do that a lot.

Journal 38 (What kind of pet would you most like to have . why? )

The pet i would most like to have would be a petite Giraffe just because of that commercial for direct Tv i just think it would be really coo and stuff but yeah a petite Giraffe would be amazing.