Sunday, April 10, 2011

Lindsey Shae Johnson

Lindsey Shae Johnson
By
Jake Doriot


Lindsey’s first name reminds me of Lindsey lohan who is an actress. then Lindsey lohan reminds me of parent trap which is a Disney movie about twin sisters meting for the first time at age 11. and parent trap reminds me of camp that I went to this last year. Then camp reminds me of my friend Nathan. my friend Nathan reminds me of my friend Josiah sense Nathan introduced me to Josiah. Then my friend Josiah reminds me of humor. Then humor reminds me of Chris Farley. Then for some reason Chris Farley reminds me of Heavy weights. Lindsey’s middle name Shae makes me think of shave. When I think of shave I think of the word beard. When I hear the word beard I think of mutton chops. When I hear the word mutton chops I think about trying to grow mutton chops. Then I think of old presidents with mutton chops. When I hear old presidents I think of the civil war and when I think of the civil war I start to think about rifles and guns and stuff. When I hear Lindsey’s last name Johnson I think of my moms maiden name Johnson. When I think about my mom I think about acorns because she used to play with acorns or something….cause she’s was a freak when she was a kid. When I hear the word acorn I think of squirrels. When I think of squirrels I think of tails. When I think of tails I think of snakes cause they are basically one big tail. When I think of snakes I think of Indiana Jones. When I think of Indiana Jones I think of movies. When I think of movies I think of popcorn. When I think of popcorn I think about popcorn pray at youth group and how someone always prayed for popcorn. When I think of youth group I think of mission trips and camp. When I think of mission trips I think of mission impossible.
When I think of mission impossible I think of Video games. When I think of video games I think of Call of Duty. When I think of Call of Duty I think of my friend Gian because me and him play that a lot together. When I think of my friend Gian I think of Friday. When I think of Friday I think of Friday by Rebecca  Black ( totes look this up by the way its nothing bad just funny). that’s what I end up thinking when I think of the name Lindsey Shae Johnson.

Treasure Hunt.

Treasure hunt

By

Jake Doriot


I walked around my house and out around my yard and these are the things that caught my eye.

A big pile-o-wood in my back yard from the deck.

My friend Gian….cause he is always over.

My other friend Nathan….cause he is always over too.

My dog jack eating a bee….

Bee’s…..

The “tree house” up in our tree in the back yard.

A pair of black work glove sitting on the porch.

A coconut monkey.

A bunch of fabric on the self.

A half empty mountain dew bottle…..

The rock band drum-set.

The Xbox 360.

My dad watching some TV.

My friend Gian’s laptop.

The basket of laundry.
My mom on the desk top computer.

My brother on out laptop.

My friend Luke sleeping….still…

My dog jack running around…like a dog and everything.

A pair of shoes one the floor.

A bloody sock….I don’t know what happened….but its Grody to the max.

Some apples.

Some bananas.

A stack of Relient k CD’S

My 3DS ya know cause there coo.

A keytar for rock band.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Show and Tell

Show and tell
By
Jake Doriot

When I was about 8 or so my mom and dad went to St. John’s for two weeks or so and left me and my siblings here at my house with my grandparents. They brought us back some pokemon cards, a necklace thing and a shirt but they brought us all one other thing that the other two didn’t get. I got a finger piano its this little wooden board with little metal bars on it. It doesn’t really sound like a piano but its cool. As far as I know its pretty well made it’s the wood is stained brown and the metal bars on it are black. There is a little metal piece with the notes on them so you can learn some music I guess. I haven’t learned anything on it I don’t think I ever will but its still cool to mess around with and stuff. I remember bringing it to school once for show and tell I remember some girl getting really really angry and throwing up against some wall and the metal piece holding it together fell off we ended up fixing it at school and it was all fine. The notes on it go from 1 to 10 I don’t know why they do that it seems sorta weird sense it’s a finger piano and everything. I remember my little sister and my older brother being mega jealous of my finger piano cause they got stupid stuff I don’t remember what my older brother got I remember I little sister getting some maracas or something like that she broke them…..on me….because she was mega jealous of my finger piano. One time I took it to church and in Sunday school we ended up talking about it for the hour and then during the service my friend Austin started playing I don’t know why he thought that would be a good idea but it was kinda stupid so his mom made him move away and my mom took my finger piano away I wasn’t that upset about it though cause I couldn’t play/do anything with it and I was like 8 so it couldn’t keep my concentration.

Traits i want in my future spouse.

Traits of future spouse

By

Jake Doriot


The traits I want in my future spouse are Humor, Trust, Calmness, Fun to be around, Happy, Humble, generous, loves God, and smart, . I want my spouse to have Humor because I don’t think I could live without at least some humor that’s what keeps me going. Trust because I want to be able to trust my spouse with any and every problem I have. Calmness because im pretty calm plus when I see people just freaking out and going crazy I just look down on them and I don’t want to do that with my spouse. Fun to be around because I want my spouse to be fun to be around I don’t want it to be boring and lame I want It to be fun and joking around and stuff like that. Happy because I don’t want my spouse to be sad because I would end up being sad I want my spouse to be happy. Humble because I don’t want my spouse to be a snob because I don’t  like people that act like they are better then me or have more or stupid stuff like that. Generous because I want my spouse to have a good heart and be wanting to give I just think it’s a good trait in general. Loves God because that’s the most important thing in your life and if im going to have a spouse I want her to walk in the light of the lord along side me. Smart because I don’t want her to be stupid I guess plus I stink at personal finance.
I want to be able to enjoy my life to the fullest with my spouse so I cant make up my spouse in my mind I couldn’t make all of my spouses perfections and imperfections and im sure ill know when I see my spouse. Those are the traits I want in my future spouse because I want to be able to live my life with my spouse not have to work on our marriage or struggle in life and I know there will be something’s that I cant help along those lines but that’s why I want my spouse to be able to handle them and not freak out and stuff. I cant think of much more but it would be cool if my spouse liked Video games and that my spouse could stand my friends cause they can be pretty stupid sometimes.

Journal 40 (What i do on a normal day)

I wake up around 8:00-8:30 or so then i hop out of bed and down into the schoolroom/den/kids room and either get something for breakfast or take a shower. then i check facebook or get on the computer maybe even play some Video games cause my mom doesn't make use start school until 10:00 or so. i finish school in like 4 hours or so then i do whatever for the past few weeks iv been mowing and working outside quite a bit because we got backed up but now we golden. That's a normal day for me :D

Journal 39 (How do you feel when you play a trick on someone? )

When i play a trick on someone i feel Happy just because its soooo funny to see my friends jump most of the time they get me back but i play tricks on everyone a lot. there are so many little places in my house that i can hide in and pop out and scare someone so i do that a lot.

Journal 38 (What kind of pet would you most like to have . why? )

The pet i would most like to have would be a petite Giraffe just because of that commercial for direct Tv i just think it would be really coo and stuff but yeah a petite Giraffe would be amazing. 

journal 37 (What kind of animal would you like to be and why?)

The kind of animal i would like to be would be a bird or something that could fly. i just think it would be cool to be able to fly whenever and where ever but ya know i would be a bird and everything so yeah that be the downfall.

Journal 36 (What do you think about when you can't fall asleep? )

I think about the worst possible things when i cant sleep like my entire family just being gone and i have no idea what happened to them or someone breaking in and me not hearing them and that's when i start hearing the air turn on or the house settling or something stupid like that but yeah like i said i just think of horrid stuff when i cant fall asleep.

Journal 35 (What do you think about having set rules for people to follow? )

I think having rules is great in some instances. sometimes people need rules because they are trouble makers i follow most rules just because i don't want to break the rules they are there for a reason so i try my best to follow them. sometimes the rules people make are crazy ridiculous and for no reason i can understand a few but some make no sense but yeah if people could be good and treat people and things like they would want to be treated then there wouldn't be THAT many rules.

journal 34 (What do you think of 3D movies?)

I think 3D movies kinda stink they always make my head hurt and if they arnt the Disney 3D thing then its the blue and red stuff which stinks. iv only seen a few 3D movies i saw Toy story 3, Shark boy and lava girl i saw that when i was like 10 though and im pretty sure i saw spy kids 3D also Toy Story 3 was good the colors in it were dim though so if i had a choice between 3D or just normal movies i would go for the normal movie i just like them better.

journal 33 (If your friend told you of a secret plan to run away from home, what would you do and why? )

If my friend was planing on running away from home i would convince him not to i don't want my friend running away. i would try to help him out see what is a matter and try to help him fix it. It might be something reasonable though so i don't know it depends on the situation 

journal 32 (If you could do whatever you wanted to right now, what would you do? )

If i could do what ever i wanted to right now i would take ALL my friends down to the beach or the lake or something and rent out a entire hotel have a beach party and mess around and do some stupid stuff. i think that would be really fun im sure if i thought for a while i could figure something amazing out but yeah i think that is pretty good :D

journal 31 (If you could only take 3 people with you on a trip around the world, who would you take and why? )

The three people i would take on a trip around the world would be my friend Nathan Hensley Because he is like one of my best friends and i have the best time possible time when he is around. i would take my friend Josiah Caraway basically the same thing i said about Nathan he is funny and i have a great time when im around him. Then i would probably take my friend Gian just cause he is short and fun to hangout with....he isnt that funny only his reactions to stuff but yeah those are the three peep's i would take on a trip around the world

Journal 30 (What would you do if you were in the middle of the lake and your boat began to leak? )

If i was in the middle of the lake i would probably start to freak out a bit but then i would remember that i could swim and i was in a lake and everything but i would be angry and sad over my boat sinking it would take forever to get either a new one or the same one but yeah i would be laughing once i realized what was happening.

Journal 29 (What would happen if you could fly whenever you wanted? When would you use this ability? )

I feel if i had that ability i would go on like a vacation that much just because i could only go by my self so it would just sorta be boring. i might like fly across the world to get something coo or something like that but i couldn't see my self using it to go on vacation or something like that.

Journal 28 (What is your favorite song and why?)

My favorite song is forget and not slow down by Relient-k. i like that song because it fast and up beat and it just makes you want to forget your troubles and not slow down in life it just makes me happy when ever i listen to it. most of Relient-k's songs are like that the main singer's fiance left him like a week before their wedding though so there are quite a few that are sorta sad but happy at the same time.

journal 27 (What is the best way to treat meddlesome people?)

I think the best way to deal with meddlesome people is too either ask them to stop and leave you alone and if they don't then i would probably in most situations just ignore them until they get bored. sometimes people just make me angry and i just get mean but its more of a messing with there head type of stuff just to be a jerk to them sense they wont to being a jerk to me and i know that's not right i just think its funny.

journal 26 (What is something you do well?)

This is gonna sound sorta sad but im good at mowing and yard work i mean im doing alright in school but i work very well outside but yeah i just like working outside. i like working outside because it in the open air its fairly easy and i just like working outside the best its not stuffy or enclosed or any thing like that its just all open. i mow my aunts and my yard and im working on the back deck at my house right now its been a fairly long job its pretty hard also.

journal 25 (Thursday)

Me and my brother have been mowing yards and doing yard work for a while now so when my dad offered us a job to rip up the deck. we took it because it seemed like a easy enough job....we have been working on it for about a week or so. so Thursday me and my brother Nik went outside to work on it and within 5 minutes i step on a rusty nail so my mom started to freak out a bit and it wasn't bleeding that bad until like ten minutes later and my entire foot was bloody so that made my mom freak out just that much more i didn't have to go to the hospital or get a shot but yeah i had nail in my foot for a bit that's really all.