Symbolic recipe

Symbolic recipe

By

Jake Doriot


2 Cups of Happiness. (Shake well)

1 Cup of Stubbornness.

1 ½ Cup of Boredom.

1 Cup of sleepiness.

1 ½ Cups of love

1 tbsp of anger.

1 tsp of patience

First add the anger and patience together to make a mixture of the two sense they balance each other out then add the wet ingredients(love and happiness) in to the mixture and stir well for about 5 minutes then let it sit for an hour once you have done this it should be like a doughy consistency role it out in to a round shape like a pizza the stubbornness will act like the sauce then as the toppings add Boredom  and sleepiness then cook it for about 9 months. Once it is done cooking pull it out of the oven and let sit for an hour and now you have a Jake Pizza.